Best Funny Monday Quotes
Best Monday Quotes That Are Both Hilarious and Motivational
“Monday is for people with a mission.” 😂
funny monday quotes for work
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“Monday got me like
CTRL + ALT + DELETE, end task.”
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“Every morning you have two choices:
continue to sleep with your
dreams or wake up & chase them.”
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“Hey, I know it’s Monday.
But it’s also a new day and
a new week. And in that lies a
new opportunity for something special
to happen.”
Short Monday Quotes
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“It’s Monday but keep smiling.”
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“Show Monday who is boss.”
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“No one hates Mondays.
I’m no one.”
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“Maybe Monday doesn’t
like you either.”
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“It’s just another manic Monday.”
-The Bangles
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“The biggest thrill wasn’t in winning
on Sunday but in meeting the
payroll on Monday.”
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“You are in control.
Never allow your Monday
to be manic.”
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“Mondays are the start
of the work week which
offer new beginnings 52 times
a year!”
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“This should be the spirit every
Monday. Know that something
good will always happen.”
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“Candy is nature’s way
of making up for Mondays.”
monday quotes of the day
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“Monday is for people with a mission.”
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“Okay, it's Monday.
But who said Mondays have to suc
Be a rebel and have a great day anywat.
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“It's just another manic Monday.
I wish it was Sunday. 'Cause that's
my fun day. My I don't have to run day.”
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“Monday, Monday, so good to me;
Monday morning, it was all
I hoped it would be.”
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“Mondays are the potholes
in the road of life.”
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“What about Monday?
That could be our one
day we look at things the
same way, and wear funny shoes.”
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“What starts on Monday should
carry through to Friday;
that is, enthusiasm.”
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“If you don’t like the road
you’re walking, start paving
another one!”
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“Warning: Going to
sleep on Sunday night will cause Monday.”
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“I swear it was just Friday
like 5 minutes ago.”
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“After Monday and Tuesday,
even the calendar says WTF…”
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“I really need another
day between Sunday and Monday.”
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“I don’t hate Mondays,
I just hate waking up early on Monday.”
“This has been such a Monday!
I wish I stayed in bed, and
I wish that yesterday had
never happened.”
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“So. Monday. We meet again.
We will never be friends—but
maybe we can move past
our mutual enmity toward
a more-positive partnership.”
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“One day on Mercury lasts about
1,408 hours. The same as one
Monday on Earth.”
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“Monday is like a math problem.
Add the irritation, subtract the
sleep, multiply the problems,
divide the happiness.”
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“Monday is great if I can spend
it in bed. I’m a man of simple
pleasures, really.”
-Arthur Darvill
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“Does running away from
Mondays count as cardio?”
-Our Mindful Life
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“Just reminding everyone that it’s
Monday, just in case any of
you were feeling overly optimistic.”
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“The worst part of my Mondays
is hearing you complain
about Mondays.”
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