OMG FUNNY MONDAY QUOTES
Funny Monday Morning Quotes
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“What did I say about waking me
on Monday? Don’t.”
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“Just reminding everyone that it’s
Monday, just in case any of you were
feeling overly optimistic.”
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“The worst part of my Mondays is
hearing you complain
about Mondays.”
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“I heard about history repeating itself
but this Monday thing has got to stop.”
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“Mondays are the potholes in
the road of life.”
– Tom Wilson
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“Hello, Monday. May I ask you a question?
Why are you always back so quickly?
Don’t you have a hobby?”
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“Monday is like the person who
showed up to a party uninvited.
Like you’ll allow it… but how rude!”
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“Monday is the day to set yourself up
for success throughout the entire week.”
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“Monday is the day to unleash
your inner superhero.”
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“Monday is the day to start your week
with a smile.”
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“Monday is the day to start fresh
and set new goals.”
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“Monday is the day to take action
towards your dreams.”
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“Monday is the day to start your
week with a positive attitude.”
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“Monday is the day to be productive
and get things done.”
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“Monday is the day to start your
week with a bang!”
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“Monday is the day to start your week
with a grateful heart.”
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“Monday is the day to start your week
with a new perspective.”
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“Monday is the day to start
your week
with a smile on your face.”
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“Monday is the day to focus on your
goals and make them happen.”
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“Monday is the day to start your week
with a sense of purpose.”
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“Monday is the day to be excited about
the possibilities of the week ahead.”
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“Monday is the day to start your
week with determination and motivation.”
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“Monday is the day to take charge
of your life and make things happen.”
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“Monday is the day to start your week
with a positive mindset.”
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“Monday is the day to be inspired
and inspire others.”
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“If Monday was a movie, it would
definitely be a horror film.”
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“If Monday was a color, it would be grey.”
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“If Monday was a beverage, it would be
the dregs of yesterday’s coffee.”
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“If Monday was a food, it would be
that stale bread nobody wants.”
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“If Monday was a smell,
it would be burnt toast.”
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“If Monday was a song, it
would be the one that never ends.”
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“If Monday was a book, it would
be one you’re forced to read, not choose to.”
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“If Monday was an animal,
it would be a sloth – slow and dragging.”
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“If Monday was a workout, i
t would be endless squats.”
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“If Monday was a fashion style,
it would be mismatched socks.”
Short Monday quote
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Monday? I think you mean second Sunday.”
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“So. Monday. We meet again.”
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“It’s Monday but keep smiling.”
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“Monday: the day people like to slap
with a wet fish.”
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“I’m not really a Monday person.
I’m more of a Friday person who has
to work on Mondays.”
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“Just once, I would like to
wake up, turn on the news, and hear…
‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.’
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“I would like to thank my coffee
for allowing me to get through this Monday.”
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“Can we start the weekend
over again? I wasn’t ready for Monday.”
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“Mondays are mundane,
like a pinch on your bottom.”
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“On Mondays, my coffee needs a coffee.”
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“I swear it was Friday like
five minutes ago.”
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“Monday should be optional.”
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“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
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“If Monday had a face, I would punch it.”
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“I can see the weekend waving goodbye.
Oh, hello Monday!”
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“Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.”
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“Dear Monday, I want to break up.
I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming
about Friday.”
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“It’s Monday. Don’t forget to be awesome!”
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“Mondays: the start of a new work
week, a new chance to shine!”
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“Coffee and determination make
any Monday a little easier.”
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Motivating Quotes About Monday:
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“Your Monday morning thoughts set
the tone for your whole week.
See yourself getting stronger,
and living a fulfilling, happier, and
healthier life.”
– Germany Kent
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“Monday is a fresh start.
It’s never too late to dig in and
begin a new journey of success.”
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“Monday is a day to start a
new beginning and not a day
to start a new ending.”
– Zig Ziglar
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“Monday is a great day to
have a great day.” – Unknown
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“Don’t let a day of the week have so
much power over your happiness.
Happy Monday!” – Andrea L’Artiste
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“Monday is the perfect day to
correct last week’s mistakes.”
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“Monday is a day to
grab opportunities by the horns and
enjoy the ride.”
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“Monday is the day to unleash
the potential within you and to
achieve your dreams.”
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“Monday is a chance to start
a new week, to set a new tone,
and to accomplish new goals.”
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Monday is a good day to have
a great day.
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Quotes About Boring Mondays:
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“This is the Mondayest Monday
that ever Mondayed.”
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“Mondays are the beginning of
the workweek, which offer new
beginnings 52 times a year.”
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